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我年幼之时 When I was a kid,
老师问我 假若房屋起火 my teacher asked, what are the three things
我会救出哪三样东西 that I would save from my house if it were on fire.
我回答道 我的素描本 I answered: my sketchbook,
我的交流直流乐队专辑 还有我的猫 格鲁乔 my AC/DC album and my cat Groucho.
我没提到我的父母和妹妹 I didn't mention my parents or my sister.
当然 其他孩子大都是这么回答的 Of course, most of the other kids did.
这么说我是个混蛋吗 Does that make me a bad person?
我的猫死了 My cat died,
我把那张交流直流乐队专辑借给了科乔 I lent that AC/DC album to a guy named Kojo
再也没见过 and I never saw it again.
但素描本还在 But the sketchbook I kept.
猫会死 Cats die.
音乐会遗失 Music fades.
但艺术永存 But art is for keeps.
各位 还有两分钟就到了 Hey, guys, two minutes to drop-off.
按计划行动 Proceeding as planned.
三号 你呢 Number Three, all good?
一切按计划行动 All according to plan.
我已就位 I'm in position.
电脑已在线 Computer's online.
即将接近目标 Final approach to target.
各就各位 五 四 三 In position in five, four, three,
二 一 two, one.
一号 行动 Number One, go, go!
笼中之鸟
芝麻开门 三 二 一 Open sesame in three, two, one.
继续执行第二步 Proceed to step two,
关闭安全系统 deactivate the security system.
六 一 三 Six, one, three.
已解除
倒计时七分钟 Seven minutes and counting.
找到了 There we are.
真他妈诡异 That's fucking weird.
呼叫三号 Number Three, come in.
-收到 -那幅自画像不在这 -Roger. -The self-portrait isn't here.
你说啥 You what?
我很顺利地找到了另外三幅席勒的画 I found the three other Schieles like clockwork,
但没找到自画像 but no self-portrait.
没有自画像 No self-portrait?
对 我在主卧 Yeah, I'm in the master bedroom
自画像原来位置挂了另一幅画 and there's another painting where it should be.
这怎么可能 That's impossible.
去监控室看看 Go check the video installation room.
倒计时四分钟 Four minutes and counting.
我到监控室了 I'm in the video installation room.
这里没有画 There's no paintings here.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
非常确定 Uh, pretty sure.
再仔细看看 Look again.
这里没有自画像 Man, the self-portrait is not here.
那画跑哪去了 Where the fuck is it, then?
我他妈怎么知道 How the fuck should I know?
也许他把画带去哈萨克斯坦了 Maybe he took it with him to Kazakhstan.
他绝对没把画带去哈萨克斯坦 Of course he didn't take it to Kazakh-fucking-stan.
他不可能出差还带着画 There's no way he took it on a business trip.
那你说怎么办 What do you want me to do?
那幅画价值三百万 That piece was worth three million, man.
可恶 Damn it.
没时间了 拿上东西 撤退 We're out of time. Take what you got and go.
呼叫三号 Number Three, come in.
我到门口了 你黑进去了吗 I'm at the door. You hacked in?
黑进去了 I am in.
我告诉你激活码 Here's the activation code.
准备好了吗 Are you ready?
准备好了 Ready.
-三 一 -一 -Three, one, -One.
-六 零 -六 -six, zero, -Six.
-七 二 -零 七 二 -seven, two. -Zero, seven, two.
激活 Activate.
操 Oh, fuck.
-系统故障 -什么 - System malfunction. - What?
拜托 不是吧 Come on, guys.
-系统故障 -怎么回事 -System malfunction. -What's happening?
怎么回事 What's going on?!
我也不知道怎么回事 I don't know what's happening, man.
-我无法访问 -见鬼 什么情况 -I've lost access! -What the hell? What's happening?!
我不知道 I don't understand!
操 Damn it!
-该死 -不应该呀 -Oh, goddamn! -This isn't supposed to happen!
系统故障 System malfunction.
故障 ...malfunction.
系统故障 System malfunction.
快回正门 Go back to that main door.
-再试一次 -系统故障 -Try it now, again. -System malfunction.
系统故障 System malfunction.
锁住了 It's locked.
打不开 It won't open.
-系统故障 -打不开 -System malfunction. -It won't open!
呼叫 三号 呼叫 Come in, Number Three! Come in!
我也没办法 I don't know what to do, man.
系统故障 System malfunction.
抱歉 你自求多福吧 I'm sorry. You're on your own.
呼叫 Come in!
结束 退出 Over and out.
故障
系统故障 System malfunction.
系统故... System mal...
温度
加油 Come on, baby.
很好 很好 Ah, here you go. Here you go.
加油 Come on.
真他妈热 Fucking heat.
拜托 Come on.
你好 Hi there.
一份芝士蛋白饼加香草粉 How about an egg white omelet aux fines herbes
再来一杯薄荷牛油果酸奶昔 怎么样 and an avocado and mint smoothie?
仅占你每日卡路里的10% Only ten percent of your daily calor...
你好 Hi there.
食品储备不足 You are low on supplies.
请查询智慧家食品监控 Consult the smart home groceries monitor.
你好 温馨提示 Hi there. Friendly reminder.
不要让冰箱门开着 Do not leave the fridge door open
超过20秒 for longer than 20 seconds.
呼叫三号 Come in, Number Three.
呼叫三号 Number Three, come in.
你好 食品储备不足 Hi there. You are low on supplies.
请查询智慧家食品监控 Consult the smart home groceries monitor.
有伏特加 There's some vodka.
派对时间到 Party time.
温度
呼叫三号 Number Three, come in.
阿斯塔纳郁金香塔
我得了普利兹克奖 I've got the Pritzker Prize.
你他妈得了什么 What the fuck have you done?
你在吃什么 What are you eating? Is...
操 Fuck.
她在这 Oh, there she is.
你在这啊 There you are.
操 Fuck, fuck, fuck.
操 Fuck.
不是吧 Oh, man.
温度低点 Cool.
温度
这个混蛋啥都有 唯独没有开瓶器 Fucking guy has everything but a can opener.
操 Ah, fuck!
操 Fuck.
天哪 Oh, God.
好 Okay.
温度
A A...
S S...
M M...
I I...
N N...
E E.
宝贝 Honey.
操 Oh, fuck.
不 No.
拜托 宝贝 Come on, honey.
把门打开 求你了 Open the door, please.
宝贝 Baby.
拜托 宝贝 Come on, honey.
拜托 Come on!
拜托 Come on.
操 Oh, fuck.
温度
嘿 玛卡莲娜 Hey, Macarena!
大家晚上好 Good evening, everybody.
今晚 我们要做一份非常简单 Tonight we're gonna be preparing a ve... quite simple,
也非常好吃的意大利面 but quite delicious, uh, pasta dish.
首先 取一些过滤后的水 We're going to start out with some filtered water
水来自我们最爱的水源地 from our favorite source,
那个小植被区 the, uh, little vegetation area there.
好的 Okay.
现在 打开意大利面包装 Now I'm going to the package of pasta.
拿一些这个 We're gonna take some of this...
意大利螺旋面 fusilli pasta,
由硬质粗麦粉制作的意大利面 pasta de semola di grano duro,
然后 浸泡一下 and, uh, let that soak
泡大概 我不知道 二十四小时吧 for about, I don't know, 24 hours.
这边 我们已经做好了 Over here, we've already prepared
这个 this, uh...
通心粉 也许吧 ...rigatoni, I guess it is,
然后 我们现在尝尝它的味道 and, uh, we're gonna see how it tastes right now.
很软 很有嚼劲 Soft, uh, definitely, al dente.
还不错 还不错 It's not bad, it's not bad.
温度
不 No.
嘿 格拉迪斯 Hey, Gladys.
状态不错 Looking good.
是要出去买点东西吗 Out for a little shopping?
雷蒙 Ramon.
发生什么事了 ¿Qué pasa?
状态不错 Looking good.
贾斯敏 Jasmine?
你午休时间到了 It's your lunch break.
你在哪 Where are you?
这人是谁 Who's that?
有趣的家伙 Funny guy.
你朋友吗 Yeah, friend of yours?
操 Fuck!
好 Okay.
我看见你了 我看见你了 I see you. I see you.
找到你了 I got you.
会过去的 This will pass
让我喝醉 Give me the gas
倒在你的翘臀上 Fall on your ass.
找到你了 Got ya!
游戏结束 所有人都倒下了 Olly olly in free. Everybody's dead.
去汤普金斯广场公园 Go to Tompkins Square Park
找一个叫丹尼·希的人 and look for a guy named Danny C.
他通常在篮球场附近 He's usually near the basketball courts.
通常在下午晚些时候在那里 Usually there in the late afternoon.
告诉他 Tell him...
我被困在这里了 that I'm stuck here.
没人来救我 No one's come.
帮帮我 Do that for me.
这里只有我们两只鸽子 Nobody here but us pigeons.
对吗 对吗 Right? Right?!
对吗 对吗 Right?! Right?!
哦 爸爸
该死的自画像 Fucking self-portrait.
操 Fuck!
怎么 What? Wh...
怎么回事 What the fuck?
怎么 What the...
看不见的世界
《天堂和地狱的婚姻》
对立才是真正的友谊 "Opposition is true friendship."
是你 You.
贾斯敏 Jasmine?
不 No.
该死 Goddamn!
贾斯敏 Jasmine!
不 No!
贾斯敏 Jasmine!
救救我 Help me!
救我出去 Get me out of here!
救救我 Help me!
此时此刻 This moment.
无时无刻 All the time.
-你好 -欢迎 -Hi. -Welcome.
此时此刻 This moment.
全部 会紧随其后 All... will come after.
此时此刻之后 全部都会到来 After this moment... all will come.
你做到了 You made it.
太棒了 很高兴你来了 Great. I'm so glad you're here.
欢迎 欢迎 Welcome. Welcome.
这边请 我给你拿杯喝的 Come, let me get you a drink.
近来如何 So... how's it going?
很好 谢谢关心 Good, thanks.
是吗 那太好了 Really? Oh, that-that's good.
太好了 That's great.
我们身处一个充满挑战的时代 Challenging times we're living through.
你居然能克服种种困难 If you're keeping your head above water,
向你致敬 kudos to you.
我喜欢挑战 I like a challenge.
你认同哪种观点 What side of the divide are you on?
没人是一座孤岛 还是人人都是孤岛 Is no man an island or every man an island?
我就是一座孤岛 I'm an island.
但等我喝几杯鸡尾酒后再问我一次 But ask me again after a few cocktails.
这就对了 这就对了 That is the spirit. That is the spirit.
你见过席勒吗 Have you seen the Schiele?
-那幅自画像 -对 我见过 -The self-portrait? -Yeah, I've seen it.
所以呢 And?
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
听着 这里有香槟 鸡尾酒 你喜欢的都有 Look, there is champagne, cocktails, whatever you like.
不必客气 Make yourself at home.
好的 I will.
我待会再来找你 I'll catch you later.
走吧 Let's go, guys.
欢迎各位 Welcome, everyone,
参加这场激动人心的非正式画览 to this exciting private view
展出的是马斯贝多的新作 of a new work by MASBEDO,
马斯贝多是一对我非常喜欢的艺术搭档 an artist duo that I love very, very, very much.
给他们一点掌声 Give them an applause.
木偶 The puppet,
提线木偶 the marionette,
长久以来 象征着人命天定 long a symbol of the inevitability of destiny.
我们是木偶 We are puppets.
命运 上帝 And the fates, gods,
操控着我们 决定着我们的行为 pull our strings, determining our actions.
我们有自由意志吗 Do we have free will
还是 我们只是正在表演的木偶 or are we just puppets in a show
被看不见的手操控着 controlled by unseen hands?
我去 Shit.
星期一 It's Monday,
小女孩放学回家 little girl comes home from school.
她问她母亲 She asks her mother,
妈 我们今天晚饭吃什么 "Ma, what are we having for dinner tonight?"
她妈妈说 鸡肉 And her mother says, "Chicken."
她说 哦 妈 鸡肉 太棒了 She says, "Oh, Ma, chicken, great!
我爱吃鸡肉 我爱吃鸡肉 I love chicken! I love chicken!"
星期二 小女孩放学回家 Tuesday, little girl comes home from school.
她对她母亲说 She says to her mother,
妈 今天晚饭吃什么 "Ma, what's for dinner tonight?"
妈妈说 鸡肉 Mother says, "Chicken."
她说 哦 好耶 我爱吃鸡肉 She says, "Oh, great, I love chicken."
星期三 小女孩放学回家 Wednesday, little girl comes home from school,
她说 妈 晚饭吃什么 and she says, "Ma, what's for dinner?"
妈妈说 鸡肉 Mother says, "Chicken."
女孩说 好耶 Girl says, "Great.
哦 鸡肉 "Oh, chicken, yeah, yeah.
今天的晚餐 Dinner tonight."
星期四 小女孩放学回家 Thursday, little girl comes home from school,
问她妈妈 今天晚饭吃什么 asks her mother, "What's for dinner tonight?"
妈妈说 鸡肉 Mother says, "Chicken."
小女孩说 啊 鸡肉 Little girl says, "Ah, chicken.
不错 不错 鸡肉 Good, good, yeah, chicken."
星期五 小女孩放学回家 Friday, little girl comes home from school,
妈 今天晚饭吃什么 "Ma, what's for dinner tonight?"
妈妈说 鸡肉 Mother says, "Chicken."
鸡肉 "Chicken.
这 好吧 "It's... O-Okay.
鸡肉 鸡肉 Yeah, chicken, chicken."
星期六 妈 今天晚饭吃什么 Saturday, "Ma, what's for dinner tonight?"
-哦 -没多少肉了 - "Oh." - Not much meat.
妈妈说 鸡肉 Mother says, "Chicken."
小女孩说 妈 又是鸡肉 Little girl says, "Ma, chicken again?
我是说 你就不能换点别的吗 "I mean, can't you think of something else?
求你了 I mean, please."
星期天 妈 Sunday, "Ma,
今天晚餐吃什么 what's for dinner tonight?"
妈妈说 鸡肉 Mother says, "Chicken."
小女孩说 妈 你为什么要这样对我 Little girl says, "Ma, what are you doing to me?
又是鸡肉 哦 天哪 Chicken again? Oh, God."
星期一 小女孩放学回家 Monday, little girl comes home from school,
问她母亲 今天晚饭吃什么 asks her mother, "What's for dinner tonight?"
妈妈说 鸡肉 Mother says, "Chicken."
哦 我爱吃鸡肉 "Oh, I love chicken! Yeah, yeah!
鸡肉 是我的最爱 "Chicken, that's my favorite.
哦 你知道我有多爱吃鸡肉 Oh, you know how I love chicken."
-好吧 我可能不是 -操 -Okay, I-I'm maybe not... -Fuck.
世界上最会讲笑话的人 但是 ...the best joke teller in the world, but, uh, you know,
也能讲些打发时间的笑话 something to pass the time.
有戳到你的笑点 对吧 You-you get it, right?
这其实是个保加利亚笑话 I mean, it's a Bulgarian joke, actually.
我是从一个非常漂亮的女人那里学会这个笑话的 I learned it from, uh, a very beautiful woman.
她完全不知道自己有多漂亮 She had no idea that she was beautiful.
她很有趣 She was very funny.
这是她最大的魅力 I mean, that was her greatest charm.
她给我讲了个笑话 And she told me this joke,
她说 我警告你 and she said, "I warn you.
这是一个保加利亚笑话 It's a Bulgarian joke."
所以这个笑话可以测出 So this will be a measure
你们现在是否有保加利亚人的幽默感 of whether you have the Bulgarian sense of humor now.
显然 你们都没有 Clearly, uh, you all don't.
谢谢你们听我讲笑话 I mean, thank you for listening.
你们是很好的听众 You're a good audience.
你没有质问我 You don't heckle me.
没什么问题 There's no problems here.
能打发时间 Helps pass the time.
这就是我们来地球的目的 I mean, this is what we're put on this earth for,
相互安慰 to comfort each other
相互陪伴 打发时间 and keep each other company and pass the time.
她看到 She saw...
她看到我了 She saw me.
看到我了 Saw me.
她抬头看 She looked right up.
没错 She did.
我们之间什么都没发生 Nothing happened between us.
也许吧 Maybe.
但当我们相遇 But when we met,
就好像 一切就这样自然而然发生了 I had a feeling that life had taken over.
我喜欢和你同床共枕 I loved being in bed with you.
我喜欢在你身边醒来 I loved waking up next to you.
我知道你也有同感 And I knew you felt the same.
这只是我做出贡献的方式 This is just my way to contribute, you know.
感谢各位 Cheers to all of you.
感谢 Cheers big ears.
你要是不喜欢这个笑话 那么我很抱歉 但操你丫的 If you didn't like the joke, I'm sorry but fuck you.
我已经尽力了 I did the best I could,
你要是不喜欢 操你丫的 and if you didn't like that, fuck you.
温度
我没力气了 I have no energy.
我没力气了 我没力气了 I have no energy. I have no energy.
我没力气了 I have no energy.
我没力气了 我没力气了 I have no energy. I have no energy.
我没力气了 我没 I have no energy. I have...
我要死了 我要死了 I'm dying, I'm dying,
我要死了 我要死了 I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying.
我能理解你 兄弟 I feel you, brother.
我要放了你 I'm gonna set you free.
天哪 Oh, God.
就这样 That's it.
此时此刻之后会有无数时刻
着火了 Fire!
但以下与之相反的说法是正确的 "But the following contraries to these are true:
第一 "One.
人的身体和灵魂没有区别 "Man has no Body distinct from his Soul.
第二 "Two.
能量是唯一的生命 "Energy is the only life,
并且储存在身体里 "and is from the Body.
第三 "Three.
精力充沛 "Energy...
是永恒的快乐 "is Eternal Delight.
一个思想 "One thought...
便可充满浩瀚苍穹 fills immensity."
精力充沛是永恒的快乐 "Energy is Eternal Delight."
我要去山坡上的天堂 I'm going to heaven on a hillside
我要去山坡上的天堂 I'm going to heaven... hillside.
我要去山坡上的天堂 I'm going to heaven on a hillside
我要去山坡上的天堂 I'm going to heaven on a hills...
我要去山坡上的天堂 I'm going to heaven on a hillside
我... I'm...
我年幼之时 When I was a kid,
老师问我 假若房屋起火 my teacher asked, what are the three things
我会救出哪三样东西 I would save from my house if it were on fire.
我回答道 我的素描本 I answered: my sketchbook,
我的交流直流乐队专辑 还有我的猫 格鲁乔 my AC/DC album and my cat Groucho.
我的猫死了 My cat died.
我把那张交流直流乐队专辑借给了科乔 I lent that AC/DC album to a guy named Kojo,
再也没见过 and I never saw it again.
但素描本 But the sketchbook...
还在 I kept.
猫会死 Cats die.
音乐会遗失 Music fades.
但艺术永存 But art is for keeps.
为了感谢您的盛情款待 As a gesture of thanks for your hospitality,
我让你的三样东西幸免于难 I've saved three things of yours from destruction.
我在你家住的时间不长 I lived in your place only a short time.
对你来说 这里是家 For you, it was a home.
对我来说 这里是牢笼 For me, it was a cage.
猫会死 音乐会遗失 但艺术永存 我让你的三样东西幸免于难 我在你家住的时间不长 对你来说 这里是家 对我来说 这里是牢笼 我很抱歉我破坏了这里 但或许它需要这样的破坏
我很抱歉我破坏了这里 I'm sorry if I destroyed it...
但或许它需要这样的破坏 ...but maybe it needed to be destroyed.
毕竟 After all,
旧的不去新的不来 there's no creation without destruction.
我要去山坡上的天堂 I'm going to heaven on a hillside
世界
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笼中之鸟
我跳入河 所见何景 I jumped in the river and what did I see?
黑眸天使与我同游 Black-eyed angels swam with me
盛满繁星的月亮与天体之车 A moon full of stars and astral cars
我曾见过的全部事物 All the things I used to see
我所爱之人皆在我身旁 All my lovers were there with me
还有我全部的过往和未来 All my past and futures
我们一同乘船 去往天国 And we all went to heaven in a little rowboat
无忧无虑 无惧无畏 There was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt
我跳入河 I jumped into the river
黑眸天使与我同游 Black-eyed angels swam with me
盛满繁星的月亮与天体之车 A moon full of stars and astral cars
我曾见过的全部事物 And all the things I used to see
我所爱之人皆在我身旁 All my lovers were there with me
还有我全部的过往和未来 All my past and futures
我们一同乘船 去往天国 And we all went to heaven in a little rowboat
无忧无虑 无惧无畏 There was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt
无忧无虑 无惧无畏 There was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt.
但以下与之相反的说法是正确的 "But the following contraries to these are true:
第一 "One.
人的身体和灵魂没有区别 "Man has no Body distinct from his Soul.
第二 "Two.
能量是唯一的生命 并且储存在身体里 "Energy is the only life, and is from the Body.
第三 "Three.
精力充沛 "Energy...
是永恒的快乐 is Eternal Delight."
我要去山坡上的天堂 I'm going to heaven on a hillside
我要去山坡上的天堂 I'm going to heaven... hillside